Me: Come on guys, we need to get to SG’s softball practice!
[JP already had his shoes on so off he went with XC trailing close behind.]
Me: XC, hang on buddy!
XC is a force of nature that can’t be stopped.
Me (dashing after him): XC! Wait!
Me: You don’t have any pants.
XC: Huh? What mom?
Me: You forgot your pants!
XC (looking down): What? My pants?
Me (holding out his shorts): Baby, you need to put on your pants.
XC (lifts his shirt with one hand, pats his tush with the other): Oh! I need my pants mom!