Scenes from a marriage: I don’t do texting

From: Mr. G
To: kell
Date: Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Subject: 😦

didn’t know if you heard
http://fox4kc.com/2011/11/30/fox-4-statement-on-the-passing-of-don-harman/

LY,
me

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From: Mr. G
To: kell
Date: Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Subject: christ

LY (???)
Gawd. Sorry about that.
Meant to say:
Love you,
me

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From: kell
To: Mr. G
Date: Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Subject: RE: christ

LY??? LY??? Are you a 16 year old boy????
How does one respond to “LY”?

Thx
np
😀
xoxo
❤ ❤ ❤
LY2

MY HELL.

And, on top of it, Don Harmon is dead (which I already knew and was waiting to break the news to you in person- have you no heart?).

Christ on a cracker.

L-o-v-e y-o-u,

me

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From: Mr. G
To: kell
Date: Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Subject: RE: christ
inorite? ROFLCOPTERS
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From: kell
To: Mr. G
Date: Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Subject: RE: christ
The next time you text-speak in an e-mail, I’m filing for divorce.
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From: Mr. G
To: kell
Date: Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Subject: RE: christ
pfffffft
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From: kell
To: Mr. G
Date: Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 1:33 PM
Subject: RE: christ
That’s what she said.
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From: Mr. G
To: kell
Date: Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Subject: RE: christ

thx for not TWSS’ing me using abbreviations and stuff, lol.

KTHXBAI

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Given the LOL in that last e-mail, the fact that I’m hunting for a decent divorce lawyer shouldn’t come as a surprise.

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